Also, if your punk dog has a mohawk, I bet they can make good money as emotional support for baby cheetahs.

Did not go to the office, did spend a bunch of time helping my colleagues with a customer who was on fire, did not learn any kubernetes.

Played (Changeling the Lost): Berkeley 94. The motley has 99 problems and vampires are definitely one, even though Thessaly bullied him into slinking off into the night this time. While asking around for advice on dealing with vampires, they stumble on Sir Hiss’s secret torture chamber(?) in the steam tunnels, which hopefully is not another of their problems but probably will be. Fortunately their vampire acquaintance with the changeling partner is up for killing lesser vampires who cause trouble in the wrong turf, Everett makes a deal with Troll for a silver knife, and Siddy carves some wooden stakes in between stress-cleaning. Will Theo have to sell her soul to the Sun to be able to contribute? Tune in next fortnight!

Read (from the shelf): FAIL.

Written (game design): 142.