It’s Monday, I guess. We have a new coworker, C, although boss A who does the most to train n00bs is out this week. Next week is the Corporate Superspreader Event, which I am not at all looking forward to. Humans and their virus-spewing faceholes, no thanks.

Read: FAIL.

Watched: FAIL.

Written: 716 kitten words, because I cannot write words that are in any way difficult. I can barely write these.