Managed to do a grand total of zero things today.

Read: Dead Tired vol 1 (RavensDagger): A lich, having exhausted the possibilities of vivisecting gods and plumbing the deep structure of his litRPG universe, goes into hibernation to wait for something interesting to happen and is rudely awakened to find that the genre has changed to cultivation fantasy and he does not approve. The viewpoint character is thus mostly terrible puns and trampling over everything in his way, but he rapidly accumulates a retinue of more interesting yet equally ridiculous characters.

Written: Fail fail faillity fail.