We have not yet begun to roar!
The laundry machines have finally been upgraded. On the one hand, they aren’t thirty years old, and may actually work, but on the other, they are smartphone-app-only and like 50% more expensive. Sucks to be someone with an old phone, weak English, or no online payment.
Spent approximately one million hours reading tumblr instead of doing anything useful.
Read (from the shelf): FAIL.
Written (Geometry for Mutants): 111.