Depending on how many eggs you have, that might be a very large sugar cookie.

Watched (live-action TV): The Librarians 1.9: I guess this is another universe where mad science is indistinguishable from magic, but we saw that with the STEM fair episode. Surprisingly, the math doesn’t completely fail to work out for the Infernal Device, although the engineering does.

Read (novel): Bones in the Dark (TF Warden): A just-graduated mage of an unsettling magic system gets assigned to be a cop in a provincial city and finds out that real life is more complicated than theory. Also, she kicks a lot of ass, gains even vaster eldritch power, makes friends and enemies, etc.

Read (novel): Stealing Light (Gary Gibson): Same sub-genre as the “Architects of Earth” series: cyberpunk or post-cyberpunk space humans, aliens of various levels up to Completely Overwhelming, weird human factions, alien conspiracies, the scourge that will destroy all, etc. In this case, the scourge hasn’t quite manifested yet, but humans are enthusiastically poking it with sticks in the hope of gaining a tiny bit of power over other humans. Don’t trust the fish-guys.

Read (from the shelf): FAIL.

Written (Geometry for Mutants): 164.