Tag: gaming

Librarians Errant, shrunk, amnesia volume 3, silverfish, mice, roomba banishment

Wait, are birds real after all? I wish the Internet would make up its mind!

Played: Librarians Errant. Reshelving Squad Upsilon find themselves in a mysterious, probably artificial landscape of cyclopean edifices. Why are they there? No time to figure out, exceptionally loathsome arthropods are attacking! From the way the squished bugs flutter down lightly, Thaïs deduces that the squad is very small, rather than the silverfish being very large, but trying to remember why and how results in visions of ink and origami, and San loss. Lili divines that they are there for the third volume of The Magical Education, and also that they have letters folded into(?) their heads. Rearranging themselves to spell out words does produce magical effects, but doesn’t get them any closer to the book, so they explore the regular way. They are in a library off a crocodile-themed temple, so probably in the temple of Sobek, where the possession issue is centered. At 1/60th scale, they can’t easily check the books on the shelves, but a magical tome wouldn’t be in the accessible library anyway. Checking around the baseboards, they find mice, but also a magically-warded secret door, and beyond it, a much smaller library guarded by an automatic dust-sucker that wouldn’t even come up to their ankles if they were full size, but now can swallow Grumman whole and carry him to another plane when banished, Fortunately its insides are not constructed to stand up to a determined engineer with a steam armor maintenance kit, and it returns inoperable. And, on an upper shelf, the third volume! The squad manages to knock it to the floor by spelling LEVER, but LARGE only breaks the spell and returns them to their bodies in the library. Still, now they know where the final volume is.

Read: The Summer You Were There vol 2 (Yuama): More feelings, and also popular girl knows depressed girl’s dark distressing history. Can she overcome it?

Read: The Dungeon Anarchist’s Cookbook (Matt Dinniman): Turns out Carl isn’t the first to think, “fuck this entire system”, and they probably didn’t even have an evil subway system to figure out at the same time.

Written: 117. Writing a second draft was like pulling teeth, so I switched to writing in a summary mode, about one paragraph per scene. Not sure if this is better or worse, in either the long or short term.

Gaming munchies included chocolate brownies, so all is well.

Well, maybe not all, since it turns out Rachel was friends with the health care exec who was shot this week (if you’re reading this in the future, hopefully there’s enough of an Internet you can look it up), and some of her and Jeremy’s kids were near the earthquake and tsunami warning this week (ditto). Too much, 2024! Too much!

Played: Librarians Errant. Back from their dragon-robbing expedition, Reshelving Squad Upsilon picks up the trail of BODASHUS COW from where an actual cow belonging to the Ag Department was eaten. Plotting the incidents on a map indicates the main quad, so they search around there and find feathers leading to a window into the basement of the Student Center. The meeting room is not full of terror turkeys, but is reserved for “SHU” at 8, so the squad stakes it out. At 7:45, the TA who has been with Beasley Knees at all of the Interdimensional Cow incidents, Nick, and a couple of his fellow grad students show up for their meeting of the BOvine De-Apparition Society of Humanoids and Ungulates Standing Collectively in Opposition to Wizards. Lili barely waits for them to explain about Beasely being a menace and the anti-cow energy before joining. Their experimental manifestation of anti-cow energy is suspiciously feathery, and the Humanoids admit that some might have escaped, but surely they’re too small to have done any real harm, pshaw. With confirmation that feathered abominations are stalking the campus, the squad stakes out the Ag Department barn in case the growing monstrosities come back for another snack. They do, but then scarper cross-country to a sewer culvert and vanish beneath Waterdeep, maybe somewhere beneath the university. However, they didn’t get a cow this time, so the next night the squad stakes out the beef barn again, only to be interrupted by an unmissable summoning special effect from the direction of the main campus. The light show ends, leaving the Student Center apparently unharmed, until Lili (who had stayed behind with the SHU) bursts out the front riding a tyrannosaurus! Theropods of various sizes as well as a brontosaurus stampede out and begin attacking the students who have assembled to watch the excitement! Thaïs, realizing that this flood of dinosaurs isn’t going to stop as long as the portal is open, looks for a way into the basement while everyone else fends off the prehistoric onslaught. Beasley Knees shows up with his own summoning tarp to add with the chaos with gorgons and minotaurs as anti-anticow forces, which arguably helps the students, if not the landscaping, and another contingent of Medium-size raptors like the ones seen at the Ag Department starts setting up their own ritual in a corner of the quad. Anywhere else this would be a disaster, but at Waterdeep U… it’s still kind of disastrous. The first batch of smaller dinosaurs are wiped out pretty easily, but the tyrannosaurs and the next wave are more of a problem until Thaïs closes the gate (ending up with half a tyrannosaur all over her, the basement, and everything) and the mystery novoraptors suck the rest of the dinosaurs into their portal. Time for T-rex BBQ!

Rachel was definitely MVP with her extensive collection of dinosaur figurines, Lego and otherwise.

Read: Dandadan vol 9 (Yukinobu Tatsu): That’s an unexpectedly Ranma-esque plot twist! I wonder if it will turn out to be a translation error.

Read: Library System Reset: Rebound (KT Hanna): Librarian is leaning into her fundamentally OP nature, and only going a little mad with power. The conspiracy against the Library keeps being exposed as of greater and greater extent, though.

Written: 200.

Nice for those people who have talents, I guess.

Played: Librarians Errant. Reshelving Squad Upsilon is notified that a forbidden tome, On Putting Things Back the Way They Never Were, has been stolen from where it was misfiled. The only clue is the mysterious phrase BODASHUS COW in red paint behind the now-empty bookshelf (apparently unrelated to Beasley Knees and his Cow of Ill Repute). Although not assigned specifically to look for the missing book, the squad does check with their underworld contact Tokda Snir, who is aware of two other BODASHUS COW thefts, involving all the food from a dorm kitchen, and all the feathers from a turkey. When questioned, the turkey claims to know nothing, but there were huge saurian footprints all around the scene of plucking. With not many clues and no mandate, the squad decides to go back down into undercity and look for the halfling who was spying on their friends the kobolds, which so far has been intermittently painful but extremely lucrative. This time, they find a trapdoor that drops them into a wave-battered sea cave where a black dragon lairs with her mud mephit retainers and a black ooze garbage disposal. Daisy rejects the squad’s sincere apologies, so there is nothing to do but fight. It is the way of the world. As it turns out, since both Thaïs and Grim know banishing magic, the major threat is not from the dragon, the slow-moving ooze, or the splattery mephits, but from the huge waves that fill the cave every quarter-minute or so. Despite the environmental hazards, and possible future complications due to the idiosyncracies of Thaïs’s whirlwind of banishment, the squad prevails and makes off with Daisy’s treasure of a handful of potions and several statues of herself.

Read: Versus vol 1 (ONE, Kyoutarou Azuma, bose): Humanity is being overwhelmed by the demons, so the wizards hatch a plan to use a planet-size summoning circle to connect with another world and get help. Too bad the people they contact are not in a position to help…

Read: After God vol 1 (Sumi Eno): Japan is invaded by beautiful monsters that kill humans by their mere presence. Thirty years later, a girl with a mysterious power falls in with a team of crazed researchers bent on defeating the monsters without regard for IRBs. Looks like there’s going to be plenty of body horror.

Read: The War of Greedy Witches vol 1 (Homura Kawamoto, Makoto Shiozuka): Thirty-two women from history, redrawn as cheesecake with deliberately one-dimensional personalities, in a fight to the gratuitously gory death for the amusement of the half-dressed demon queen.

Written: 116.

Haven’t seen it in years, no idea if it would hold up.

Read: Delicious in Dungeon vol 10 (Ryoko Kui): I couldn’t hold out for commuting tomorrow, I had to read it today. Did those come from Monty Python, or was it independent invention? Also, sus guy is sus.

Read: The Brain Leeches and Other Eldritch Phenomena (Tim Curran): Mythos or mythos-adjacent horror stories. As is only proper, they end with the protagonist going mad and getting eaten/transformed/fertilized by the monster, or the protagonist being revealed to be a cultist. They tend toward similar structure and long passages of hallucinatory experience on the way to the implantation pits, so they don’t show to best advantage all together like this. The ones I have previously read in multi-author anthologies were satisfying.

Played: Changeling, kind of. We did not have Kelsey, so we just talked about vices and virtues and one unique things (which are not actually a thing in this system but will let Ken know what kind of changeling things to give us.

Written: 159.

If only they had managed to take the vote away from men as well…

Read: Demon World Boba Shop vol 4 (RC Joshua): It’s the tower defense episode! Can they make it through the wave? And what about smooching? Or breakfast delivery?

Played: Changeling: the Lost. Nobody needs any more descriptions of horror this month, so we skipped straight to the jailbreak and our hapless changelings are now in a cemetery in the East Bay, being lectured by a creepy guy who doesn’t want them to go back for the friend they had to leave behind for the moment. Also apparently everything is terrible but being in Berkeley will be less terrible. Or something.

Written: 137. No guillotines in this story so far, but then I set it in 2014 specifically so I could avoid engaging with the bullshit of 2016 and onward.

Fortunately, Waterdhavian frogs do not get the bonus today.

After way too long, we played Librarians Errant again. Although in fact both Reshelving Squad Upsilon and Gladys’s musketeers are playing the exchange completely straight, as soon as they meet at the ice cream shop, everything goes off the rails. Poison-skinned bullywug acrobats launch themselves through the store window from mangonels and immediately trampoline back out with the books in their sticky fingers. Fortunately, Thaïs is also stuck to the books, so the bullywug escape doesn’t make it as far as planned. The bullywug Grand Admiral Bigbugs and his henchfrogs appear, and moments later, Celsian mercenary librarians rappel down from their airship to join the battle. The books change hands a few times, mostly remaining also in the appendages of the Celsians’ invisible stalker, various bullywugs are defeated, the airship is set aflame and has to be evacuated, a froghemoth crawls up from the sewers to provide an additional obstacle (not necessarily to anybody specific, just in general), until after three rounds of this, one of the musketeers gets hold of the books and makes his escape with skedaddling magic. With the objects of contention gone, the combatants disperse and/or get arrested, but later the musketeers do return the promised original of vol 2 to the reshelving squad. Level UP!

Written: 297.

 

Other people can have cats too, sure.

Back to work. I don’t like getting up for surveillance capitalism nearly as much as I like getting up to play RPGs.

I did get to play an RPG today, though. I decided not to change my character to be less like me because it would be horrible cultural appropriation and also Sage was sleeping on my arms for all the time I could have used to rewrite the sheet, so it was my horrible isolated tech geek who went to Renfaire, did not get anywhere with the cute girl, and then got lured into the Faeriemobile by an offer of a better job. Surely this will be fine. (It will not be fine, that’s the entire point of Changeling.)

Written: 157.

More importantly, it’s National Black Cat Day in the UK, but neither I nor Nightvale is there.

Between fan noise and two nights of games ending early, I was much more alive this morning than at this point last year, which is good because I had to pack up and then run a game in the first slot of the day.

Ran: Perils and Princesses. In a turn of events that was only surprising because I did not know he came to BBC, one of my players was the designer of Princess World, but fortunately I am not prone to fangirling. He played Clik-Clok the daughter of the Tin Woodsman, so that was cute. This time I got things moving along well enough, but somehow the antagonists were not creepy enough, and the princesses almost let them get away with it, but someone remembered they had a dodgy mushroom in their inventory and used it to contact their fairy godmother who only appears in dreams and visions and ask for better instructions. The day was saved! They used the same solution as the second test group, so that was reassuring in some way.

Played: A magical girl search of terrible things to fight in Wandering Crows. Along with a half-merperson deathly afraid of water and a necromancer who could only bear to raise animals, she wandered a world recovering from fifty years of war and deprivation. We were hired to escort a box of paprika to a partially-underwater city than had been deprived for two generations, which involved keeping loud-mouthed cops from starting a paprika riot and fighting through gangsters (our merperson Squid literally barfed a lizard gangster to death), but turned out to be only half the job. The priest of the temple we were delivering to needed the paprika for a specific ritual in a specific, dangerous place to save the city, and we had the choice of going through paprika thieves or necromancers to get there. We chose necromancers, which our necromancer defeated by laying their zombies to rest instead of having a massive undead battle. As a reward for maintaining the life-support system of the city, we got information about our personal quests, a huge favor from the important temple, etc, but most importantly, the ancient dinosaur priest threw off his robe and flexed for us. (No, really, rainbow feathers!) Wandering Crows is a card-based that’s intended to be simple and portable, but it’s also a little abstract for me. I would prefer what you write on your character sheet to be more than flavor text. I should send a comment to the designer.

And that was it for Big Bad Con 2024! I did not play all lesbians all the time this year, but close enough, and I only played games I’d never played before. The games I ran went much better than last time I ran two years ago, because I was ruthless about railroading. Will I run Perils and Princesses again next year? Maybe! But maybe something I like more will come along.

I managed to resist buying any dice in the dealer’s room, despite the many beautiful colors on offer, because I do not need more dice. I did buy a bunch of games in hardcopy (Ryuutama, which I might already own but couldn’t find at home; Follow, ditto; For the Queen; CBR+PNK; The Lost and the Jammed; Sapphic Space Pirates, Rebels of the Outlaw Waste because the PDF doesn’t have the stickers for character advancement; Cloud Empress and some adventures) and a small plush squid with eldritch sigils (their name is Devil Squid and they are Baby Lizard’s friend).

Criminal Cat Onion’s human was allegedly at the con, but I did not manage to meet her.

I just made the train home, and my cats were there and I fell over dead.

Written: VACATION

Played: A pseudo-Islamic knight with a giant chicken (actually a Southeast Asian jungle fowl) in Gubat Banwa. A rich king hired us to pillage and/or kill the idealist king who was stealing his excessive wealth to fund an artistic community, but when we found out from a captured minion that they used to be close until the falling out, we had to drag him back and force them to repair their relationship. Gubat Banwa is very board-game-grid in the manner of D&D4e, but the part between battles seems cooler, and also you don’t want to kill random spuds because it’s better to have them beholden to you. Hurray non-European fantasy!

Ran: Perils and Princesses. Somehow, despite forgetting character sheets, of all things. Fortunately, there was a printer in the hotel and I still had the files on a thumb drive. Once we got past that, it went okay. I failed to deliver all the important information in a timely manner, and the princesses were so entertaining that I forgot to move the plot along and we had to resolve it in a rush right before our time was up, but it did get resolved, and people appeared to have fun, so I’m willing to count it as a partial success. The laminated handouts were handy for character creation, although I think there may have been too many of them. If I did this again, I’d probably move some things from random generation to pregen or player choice, although I don’t know what.

Played: A horrible little wrecking ball of a goblin in Wicked Ones in Gaming on Demand. I did okay at biting legs off and overcharging generators, and the fire demon and kobold ninja were also good, but the mad scientist slime demon totally stole the show and also won by getting lasers for our dungeon to fend off the forces of light when they came to complain about the human blood we used to wash off our curses.

I had a burger that was more satisfying than any recent burger, although it was real cow meat, so I probably shouldn’t have.

Written: VACATION

Funny how getting up early to do things I like is more appealing than getting up early to make rich fuckwads richer.

Played: A blue devil sorceress composed of 47% noodles by volume in Broken Worlds. The other 53% was unsupported assertions, but her plan to deal with the giant rolling sphere of hate and gold coming to destroy her neighborhood was in fact perfect, or at least very successful. Also implicated: a mendicant monk, a gang boss, an insufficiently-renegade angel, and an acupuncturist abandoned by her divine mother.

Played: A merchant hurrying out of town after an embarrassing mishap in Ryuutama. There could have been fighting, but instead we were very reasonable and helped the homesick witch with her cafe on the sky island of dragons. It was very Kiki’s Delivery Service. The GM provided tea and cookies, which I had not expected at an all-masking con but was very nice.

Played: Follow is more of a story game than a role-playing game, but I was responsible for the grizzled cybered-up old space dog and the AU space pirate captain. We didn’t make a very good SF story, but we did somehow make it onto the treasure asteroid and not get eaten or enslaved by the slime princess who formed from the slime tribbles, despite the loss of the captain and other characters. There were only three people out of four slots, so we ended early and that was okay. Sleep is good.

I tried eating chicken tenders and fries, because that sounded warm and filling and also celebrated Greasy Food Day, but no, I really don’t like regular chicken tenders any more.

Written: VACATION

Use your knees to avoid goose-stepping!

I am on vacation so it’s okay that I’m mostly useless. I did get my flu and COVID shots, though, and pretend to do some prep for the con.

We finally managed to have some Tuesday gaming. Now we’re making characters for Ken’s 90s East Bay Nostalgia Changeling game. I think I have failed. My character, despite having a good name (Tiffany “Theophania” Whitney) is not enough unlike me, so will be terrible. On the other hand, it’s Changeling, so maybe the characters are supposed to be terrible.

Read: Delicious in Dungeon vol 6 (Ryoko Kui): More old friends! More intrigue! More ninjas! More trouble! New quest!

Written: 326.

Originally for teenage ninja turtles, but I’m sure anybody with a genome can get in on the action.

Since the bus I take to gaming is always late, I tried taking the one before that, which of course was right on time, but being early gave me a chance to get a sandwich before going to eat 95849 servings of gaming munchies.

Played: Librarians Errant. Reshelving Squad Upsilon goes to find Kars Hevel and ask him about Volume 3 (and maybe very cautiously allude to the possibility that he is a Masked Lord), but the kobold village has migrated to the depths, leaving only a few guards to pretend to build defenses. They’ll send word to the depths, but in the meantime, the squad decides to poke around the sewers like adventurers even though they have day jobs. They do find the lair of someone (probably a hobbit halfling based on the gourmet trail rations) who has obviously been keeping an eye on the kobolds, but he legitimately outwits them and escapes, so they continue on and find a soggy fungus-filled cave. Some of the fungi scream, some are infested with giant centipedes, the corridor has a trapper that falls on Grim, and the stagnant pool is full of froghemoth, so it’s an exciting few rounds, but although Thaïs can’t banish the froghemoth, she can electrocute the Flint out of it, and blast the trapper off of Lili before it crawls away to digest her, and then everyone can gather up a surprising amount of loot. Now they understand why people become adventurers! However, they still have a day job, so they go back up to finish tracking down Gladys’s Musketeers and offer them the deal of Volume 2 in exchange for a copy of Volume 1. This isn’t hard, as musketeers are known for frequenting pawnshops, of which there are a finite number, but before the Reshelving Squad can offer the deal, the Musketeers offer the real Volume 1 in exchange for a copy of Volume 2. Huh.

Written: I forgot to count up, but apparently today and tomorrow are 212 total, so call it 106.

I checked, I am still registered! But I’m not in a state with a red government, so it wasn’t likely I would have been disenfranchised.

I thought I was being clever in getting two medical appointments on the same morning so that I would only have to take half a day off work, but then I biffed it. The second appointment needed me to not eat or drink anything for three hours previously, so I had early breakfast, but when I went to check in for the first appointment, I found out that I was supposed to have been fasting for that too. Had to reschedule for a month from now, on the first day of my Big Bad Con vacation. I did manage to get the infrasound(?) test taken successfully, and then since the clinic is right there in Mountain View, went to the office to eat Thai food and do a work. The office isn’t any different on Tuesdays than on Thursdays, it turns out.

Read: Galaxy: The Prettiest Star (Jadzia Axelrod, Jess Taylor): An alien princess in exile and her retainers are hiding out on Earth of the DC universe. The magic disguise avocado has turned her into a boy human, which is not what she wants at all, but her retainers insist on not breaking cover no matter how miserable she is. Then she meets a girl.

Played: Perils and Princesses: The end! The princesses successfully resolved the problem in a completely different way than the first group. After that, we talked about Ken’s proposed Changeling: the Lost game. I have no idea how to be a human in the East Bay in the 90s, or even a 90s human at all.

Written: 241.

 

Am an IT professional? Probably not? Maybe?

Played: Perils and Princesses. We only had a short time to game, because Ken has a 5am class tomorrow, but the princesses dealt with the people and reached the thing and are ready to make their escape. Next week for sure!

Read: Long Live Evil (Sarah Rees Brennan): Our terminally ill MC is put into the body of the doomed temptress from the famous series of epic tragic over-the-top fantasy, the night before she is scheduled to die. If she can get the maguffin of infinite healing, she can live in the real world, and it’s not like anybody cares what happens to characters in a book, so she decides to be completely evil and suborn other characters and betray as needed to get what she wants. This almost immediately goes off the rails, she goes more over-the-top, people catch feelings, people ponder the nature of evil, people die horribly, the plot changes or was never what she thought it was, and there is so, so much doom. Unresolved doom, because of course if the MC is stuck in a trilogy, this must be a trilogy too.

Written: 187.

I guess the idea is to do all the things one has been promising to get around to “someday” but I didn’t do anything at all useful.

Played: Librarians Errant. After Shia was disintegrated into a pile of pages and then eaten by a shoggoth in the form of a book last session, the team wraps up their visit with Professor Demigod Wick and returns home without being further assaulted by bibliospace fauna. Martin gets the shoggoth to disgorge a person, but it’s not Shia, it’s somebody who claims that Grim Abyss is his real name, despite sounding like something Thaïs would called herself when she was fourteen. He offers to join the team to repay them from freeing from death or whatever it was that befell him on his last adventure, and after they learn (but do not tell him) that he is a fictional character from a series of adventures novels dating back more than two hundred years, they decide they need to keep an eye on him after all. Since their goal seems to require the text of The Magical Education of Beatrix Fogtower, but not the volumes themselves, tasty a magic item set as they are, the new plan is to try to get the third volume, copy it, and then trade it to Gladys for a copy of the first volume. Divination magic (4th-level spells, baby!) points to Tokda Snir, their kobold acquaintance and crime lord of the freshman class, but before they can track her down, things with the appearance of Grim’s fellow book characters show up and try to steal him, then blast everybody with extremely meta antibackstory powers before being reduced to ink and inscriptions. This will need to be investigated, but first they finish meeting up with Tokda Snir, who upon hearing that volume 3 may have once been given to a Masked Lord of Waterdeep, mentions that her grand-relative, the kindly kobold priest, is a Masked Lord. Talk about a cliffhanger!

Read: The Masquerades of Spring (Ben Aaronovitch): Another non-Peter story from the Folly, set in 1920s New York where a young gentleman who would be perfectly at home in the Drones Club is trying to live his fabulous life abroad in the land of jazz but his old school chum the Nightingale shows up asking for his help.

Written: 174.

In other words, Dystopian Future Day, but at least we get to choose a subgenre.

Played: Perils and Princesses. Our princesses (and their tagalong) explore the island some and finally meet the NPCs who are also on the island. I need to railroad more and have less exploration and more interaction, was the consensus.

Written: 109.

Not that there are even any skyscrapers in San Jose, at least according to Wikipedia. The minimum height is 100m or 150m depending on who you ask, and downtown San Jose is close enough to the airport that nothing is over 91m.

It was very clever of me to have taken today off to do weekend stuff. A bunch of the morning was unproductive because there was a cat on me and I couldn’t get out of bed, but then I vacuumed up a bunch of stray litter, went shopping, got a new screen door for the balcony installed, and did some laundry.

Sage was very loud today. I probably deserved the yelling for being so cruel as to abandon her.

Played: Perils and Princesses. A short session because Ken was feeling poorly, but they did get to the Cursed Isle and level up.

Written: 172.

Alastor’s Hell Birthday aka death day. (Don’t know if that’s a thing, but it should be.)

Successfully played a little Perils & Princesses, but I’ve forgotten how to push people forward. Also I’m pretty sure Ken still hates it all.

Read: Demon World Boba Shop vol 2 (RC Joshua): Not-OP isekai bubble tea maker leaves the city where his tea shop is, encounters many new things, breaks society with a trivial technological innovation from his old life, and sets out for the new frontier with all his friends.

Written: 135.

An excellent invention, and also slightly relevant to the scene I’m writing.

Played: Librarians Errant. Our librarians successfully travel through Bibliospace to visit the professor/popular author/lich/demigod they want to consult with, but must face his tests to prove their worthiness. Unfortunately, the quest to retrieve a specific book ends with Shia being disintegrated into their own life history by an undead beholder, and reassembled incorrectly, while the rest of the team discovers that the book in question is the cursed shoggoth book that Lili has been carrying around since like episode 3. If only emojis had been invented, this would be the perfect YAYSOB. At least they can be level 7 to deal with the fallout of this next session.

Written: 119.

Definitely a good day for ice cream, at least in the Northern hemisphere!

Played: Librarians Errant. After missing two sessions because I was first full of Covid and then full of hubris, we are back to Jeremy’s game. Tracking down books, fights with summoned cow monsters, kobold crime lords, the usual. Thaïs got uglified which was extremely mortifying, but not beyond the power of remove curse to fix, fortunately. Now the team has a case that looks like possession to stick their noses into, so they have to take presents to a lich who was involved in magic jar research and find out who might be responsible. Surely this will be a simple and safe trip with no complications.

Read: I Ran Away To Evil vol 1 (Mystic Neptune): A heroic princess (raised by quite abusive parents) goes to die trying to defeat the Dark Lord but she never gets around to fighting him because they’re too busy getting very wholesome crushes on each other and also administering his socialist paradise. Since they have heard of the birds and bees but never seen any, they are pretty awkward but adorable. Also there’s some plot stuff with her former kingdom trying to invade the Dark Enchanted Forest and recapture her. LitRPG, but the genre has reached the point where they don’t have to explain much, and blushing has no level requirements.

Written: 145. That’s not how to write either.

Hello, Snek Friends!

Played: Perils and Princesses. Kelsey does not have enough brains left after work and Renfaire prep and 2024 life to run D&D just now, so people took me up on my offer to test my BBC adventure on them. It did not go that well, since Ken hates my GMing and also adding a giant spider attack to show how painful combat is was the wrong move in every way, and also we only had about half of the necessary four hours, but I guess we’ll see what happens next week.

Read: Komi Can’t Communicate vol 30 (Tomohito Oda): I guess somebody wanting to marry both you and your boyfriend counts as a friend…? Also Manbagi and her new boy are doing well and may even be able to hold a serious conversation someday.

Written: 179.

Possibly every day is chocolate day.

Now that I am not full of Covid and despair, I was able to test my Perils & Princesses adventure on the Sunday gaming group. Some problems were revealed, but people seemed to mostly enjoy it, so I will move forward with making myself unable to escape.

Need to figure out how much extra prep is worth doing for something I’m only going to run twice. Like, of course it would be easier at game time to have cards to hand out and fight over than to have players roll dice and write down the table lookups, but enough easier to justify figuring out how to make cards?

Written: 126 of scribbled notes for improving my adventure and/or its presentation.

 

Just because you don’t know what it is doesn’t make an alien!

Did some work, had a Google meet with the team and the guy who is joining soon. He seems okay. Maybe too gung-ho, he might make me look bad, but I don’t need help with that.

Last day of work, I kept the rest of the week as vacation despite the lack of Roseville. Hopefully I will test negative soon so I can get some of the errands I’ve been putting off done. I did manage to throw out a couple of piles of stuff that I haven’t touched since I moved in, although there’s still so much to go.

Read: I’m In Love With The Villainess vol 1-3 (Aonoshimo, Inori, Hanagata): Modern person isekai’d into their favorite otome game scorns all the male love interests because she likes the snooty rival character much better (in a masochistic sort of way). I read the first two of this back when, but did not remember much of what happened when I got volumes 3-6. Now I remember!

Played: D&D5e. We finally started Kelsey’s adventure (I think it’s a module, but I have not looked so no spoilers), albeit without Vivian. Quin the half-elven bard/rogue Harper aspirant, Puck the fairy cleric/rogue trickster, and Opal the earth genasi rune knight successfully infiltrated the dungeon and beat the snot out of some horrible badger-hyena monsters, because you can do that when you’re 9th level.

Written: 213. Good thing I don’t have to get up tomorrow.

The site I use to find out what day it is has imploded, so for the moment, they’re all just days.

Played: The D&D character generation game. Usually I’m the one who has no ideas, but Kelsey asked the right questions or something. Opal Fossil, an earth genasi rune knight fighter seeking out the ancient wisdom of the giants who had a much closer connection to the primordial nature of the universe etc etc. She has a big fucken maul +1 and rune powers. 9th level, so there’s all kinds of 5E fiddly bits I have to fill in, but surely I can do that in the next two weeks. Then I hear we’re going into a dungeon!

Written: Finished up the script. It seems to work correctly despite being a complete bodge of diff and sed pipelines.

Hi Earl!

Also Writer’s Rights Day, but that sounds like it’s probably a thinly-veiled move for copyright maximalism.

Played: Librarians Errant. Another quick expedition into Bibliospace, another tussle with mad books and thesauri, the life of a junior librarian is always intense. Then an assortment of tasks that all collide with Club Fair Day, where Beasley Knees is once again performing a summoning that can be interrupted by Lily’s pet monster book, resulting in crocodiles and mad cows everywhere. (The book definitely has some beef with Beasley.) Filling a campus quad with crocodiles is more impressive than filling a vault with crocodiles, but the lack of novelty reduces it from “holy shit, crocodiles everywhere” to “ugh, crocodiles everywhere”. The one crocodile Lily gets to talk to is actually very nice, but the rest are just a big mess that have to be put down. Sadly, the Entrepreneurship major who scammed the team’s kobold friend Toctasnir out of a bunch of money by monopolizing textbooks is not eaten, because Thaïs is not a murderer.

Did some flattening of hills to make my Black Castle of Blackness stand out more and also have room for expansive carrot farms. Mining out one block at a time takes forever, though. Maybe I’m supposed to be making TNT?

Written: 116. This is the worst.

One out of two isn’t bad? (I’m no Meatloaf.)

Went into the office again, but this time all of us who are normally there were there to see our boss, except the one who’s out and the one who had to WFH so really it was just me and Coworker T. Found out that Coworker R is no longer with us, which is sad but honestly not surprising. Ate a rice bowl, sat on a customer call for hours.

Read: She Loves To Cook, and She Loves To Eat vol 4 (Sakaomi Yuzaki): More cooking, more eating, more love!

Played: Zoomwarts! Every magic castle is better with a troll in the basement, right?

Written: 177. I’m really not convinced this second draft is any better than the first draft.

Did I remember to text my mother? I did not.

I did tell Rachel Happy Mother’s Day when I went over to game, at least.

Played: Librarians Errant. Jeremy made us do a bunch of world building about historical Masked Lords of Waterdeep and their families/heirs/successors. We might have been slightly ridiculous. Then the team made it back to the University with the second magic item and we leveled up. Now Thaïs can send a howling monster of shadow to annoy her enemy. Also I have to choose between fly (generally handy for a ranged combatant, similar to the leaping and skydiving magic she already has) and thunder step (escape and attack as a single spell, similar to the thunderous magic she already has but most similar to the one she never uses). Or of course another spell, but those seem like the two best that fit her affinity.

Played: Minecraft. I finally built a nether portal and experienced the horror that is the Nether. I had a shiny hat so the piglins were whatever, but hoglins and ghasts crushed me like the insect I am. I did mine some polished blackstone bricks from a bastion remnant, and lots of quartz and netherwrack and a surprising amount of gold before I gave up for the day.

Written: 239. My head is almost 1/30th as magic as Kit’s!

Big props to all the teachers who did not murder me and/or leave the profession for good when I was younger.

Played: Lancer. Only in Lancer is this a problem we would solve by punching it with giant robots. I guess this is an important lesson about the trauma of war.

Read: The Ancient Magus’ Bride vol 5-6 (Kore Yamazaki): Death and Christmas!

Written: 218.

Yes, even student journalists who oppose genocide.

Got handed a case right at the end of the day so I had to work right up to the end, bah.

Played: Zoomwarts. Rosamund tried to do science, Bella got detention, Rosamund found a secret door that was there in her dream, Bella crawled into a hole by herself and went silent.

Read: The Dragon’s Soulmate is a Mushroom Princess! vol 2 (Hanami Nishine, poporucha): Romance therapy is going slowly, but the romance is progressing despite the female lead’s terrifyingly sheltered upbringing.

Read: I’d Rather Have a Cat Than a Harem! vol 2 (Kosuzu Kobato, Hinano Chano): Having befriended almost everyone who appeared in the game, including the probable heroine, the MC goes on to live a happy life with her loving prince and a zillion animals, the end!

Read: Tacticians of Ahm Early Access 0.8.3 (Christian Sorrell): I guess it’s Final Fantasy Tactics the RPG, but (unbeknownst to the characters) set in a digital world that is slowly degrading, introducing corrupt10n. All square grid all the time, most powers have an area of effect in grid squares (often one specific grid square), plentiful multiclassing, etc.

Written: 167.

So I should be writing!

Played: Librarians Errant. It turns out Gladys’s minions have wangled the Water Baron’s permission to be there under cover of being itinerant book shelvers or something, so the team has to offer to help them and try to find The Magical Education first. Which they do, but they stick around for a while to make sure all the books are correctly tagged in LoC, not Dewey Decimal and also to throw off suspicion. Alas, the Alexandrians figure it out, and as the team is taking in the Troll Experience before leaving town, the Dewey Decimal Trio busts in with a bunch more hobgoblins. Circus fight! Fortunately the trolls are not best pleased by this, and help fend off the invaders while Shia slips away with the book. Once it’s clear the book is no longer present, the fight is abandoned in favor of beer.

Written: 115.