Author: Trip the Space Parasite

Back to the office yet again. This week’s weather isn’t so bad, despite my whining. Also it’s been a fairly quiet week on the customer front, at least compared to the past couple.

Trundled around in Minecraft getting murdered by zmobies.

Read: The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore & Bar (Seana Kelly): She’s a werewolf who survived a serial killer and now runs a bar and bookstore for San Francisco’s secret supernatural community, he’s a hot and surprisingly nice vampire. Together they fight crime, and are kind of adorkable, and also kick ass. There’s a lot of plot and violence, but also a HFN (I assume, based on the existence of multiple sequels) so is it PNR? I dunno how genres work.

Read: By A Silver Thread (Rachel Aaron): Set in the same magic/cyberpunk future as the dragon books, this time our MC is a fae changeling in thrall to a blood mage. It goes downhill from there, in ways that revolve around the nature of fae in this setting. There is a kissing subplot, but it’s definitely not a romance book.

Written: FAIL.

Back to the office, despite Coworker L, who was there last week, being down with Covid and HR sending out a notification and everything. At least the trains are back to normal this week, although that doesn’t necessarily help when the busses are late.

Grass successfully spread into my dye gardens, so I was able to create some additional dye. Still need to find red and blue flowers, though. With red, blue, yellow, white, and light grey, I can get every color of dye except black. That still requires hunting squid, since I’ve never seen a “wither rose”.

Written: FAIL.

My plan for beautiful floating dye gardens foundered on three reefs of hubris and poor design:

  • 2-height flowers don’t make more flowers when hit with bone meal, they just drop a copy of themselves. This is convenient, because it means I can convert bone meal directly to dye, but I only need one flower, not a garden.
  • Cactus can apparently only be planted on white sand? That’s weird, since it grows on red sand in the wild, but whatever. The problem here is that a block of cactus drops less than one cactus object on average, so I need to leave a stump to keep growing, but then I take damage trying to pick up the drops. Maybe I can do something with fences?
  • Most tragic of all, 1-height flowers don’t produce new flowers on regular dirt blocks, only grass blocks, which are almost impossible to get directly since you either need a shovel with a specific enchantment or have to mug an enderman who’s carrying one. However, grass does spread to adjacent blocks, so maybe making trails of dirt from existing grass to the gardens will populate them with

Played: Lancer. Since this is a module, we had a fancy map for our first mech fight, and special rules and victory conditions and everything! We also had about 3 license levels extra, so we triumphed OK even without Kelsey’s character on our side, and double reinforcements on the other.

Written: FAIL.

 

Surprisingly quiet day at work, especially after last week’s craziness. Maybe it will continue, but I’m not counting on it.

Today in Minecraft I befriended an ocelot, built a composter to turn foliage into white dye, rebuilt my inter-island causeway, delved deep into the cave it leads to, mined some lapis lazuli and a huge pile of copper, and used the lapis as blue dye to complete my set of all sixteen colors of glazed terracotta. Unfortunately, having more options is not making it easier to pick the ones I want. Maybe I should tile one of the side halls in compressed raw copper, which I will be able to do after finding one or two more big copper deposits.

Read: Azarinth Healer vol 2 (Rhaegar): Main character keeps wandering around doing whatever she feels like as long it involves violence or hedonism. This time she joins a high-level guild to get more opportunities for violence, hires a master chef to fill her inventory slots with gourmet food for later, invades another dimension, fights off an invasion from another dimension, and makes some friends.

Written: FAIL.

Played: Dark Matter. Getting to the dragon’s lair required the PCs to blow up a trash compactor full of gummy worms and fight robot duplicates of each other, but I was totally right about which surprisingly powerful NPC was really the dragon and of course they were on board with defeating the space mold kraken. Now we really have to break into the Abyss, rescue the mutated space hamsters, and finish the plot arc in triumph. After that, who knows what we’ll play.

I spent a lot more time playing Minecraft after that. Finally tried fishing, got some fish and a book of enchantments, built an orange terracotta causeway across to the spawn island with the big cave, dug down in the cave to find a bunch of coal and copper and a little island, finished up the side hall that opened into a cave and put up the rest of the hovering lights, got eaten by zmobies, hunted a squid for ink sacs to make black terracotta, the usual.

Written: Still FAIL. I can actually think about what happens next, at least a few paragraphs, but it never goes into a keyboard.

 

It’s the walk-a-thon at Nonny’s school, so I went to enjoy the breeze and hang out with people and eat a decent veggie burger and walk around a track. Then, since I was already way down that way and crossing the expressway to take the bus toward home would be a pain, I went to the Trader Joe’s that is dangerously near the Barnes and Noble and had a bookstore accident. It’s only once a year!

When I got home, I worked more on my grand orange terracotta hall, and also went looking for iron so I could make a pickaxe to mine out the gold ore cluttering up my side hall. It turned out the iron I thought I saw before was actually more gold, but eventually I found a cave that went down and down to where it had a little iron. It also had lapis and gold, so I need to go back at some point.

Watched: Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress 10-12 and movie 1: Finished the series, which ended about as well as could be reasonably expected, and then let autoplay roll over into the compilation movie to remind myself of the early stuff. It was about 30% shorter than a rewatch of the episodes.

Written: FAIL.

Of course, not going into the office at all is the best, even when there’s a meeting first thing.

Watched: RWBY 9.2-4: Yep, very Wonderland. The cat is kind of alarming.

I stayed up past midnight playing Minecraft, which caused my eyes to turn into little spirals. I got two side halls in my grand orange terracotta hall dug, and most of a third (except for the random lump of gold ore that I can’t mine because I have no iron), explored some caves of dripstone and death, respawned on the steep slope of plummeting and zmobies several times, maybe saw some iron ore before getting exploded by a creeper, and finally hunted a third sheep so I could make a bed to respawn at home. When I put it that way, it was a lot of Minecraft!

Written: No writing, only video games.

Instead of waiting until the usual quitting time to start commuting home, I commuted back in the middle of the afternoon. I felt obligated to work later after that, but at 18:30 I was home, in comfortable clothes, hydrated, and full of ice cream health, which is better in every way than 18:30 yesterday.

Because I took it into my head to make a great hall of red sand and/or orange terracotta (not actually red sandstone), I spent most of the evening digging and making stone pickaxes and digging some more. Eventually I decided the main hall was grand enough, so now I know how large to make the side halls for proper symmetry.

Written: Still FAIL.

Trains still weird this week, which is inconvenient, but I’m in favor of electrification. Renewable renewable OK!

The office is still uncomfortable and annoying, even though they gave us sandwiches. My masking is definitely slipping. 🙁

Read: Fog of War (JN Chaney, Terry Mixon): I think the authors just like writing about this new character, because although he’s given a lot of important exposition, he didn’t need to take up that much of two books. But it’s always good to have additional doom placed on the mantel.

Written: FAIL. I didn’t even manage to waste time on anything specific, I just got home and ate a dinner and then suddenly the day was over.

Managed to fix an upset customer, whose problem was not what they originally thought. Let’s hear it for the Knowledge Base!

Played: Now Ken is running Lancer, because somehow he still likes it. We’re using a module, which might be a bit weird because we’re three levels in and have our own spaceship, but I’m sure it will all work out. Somehow. Even though we’re stuck on a planet that’s full of replicant military hardware and/or monsters.

Written: FAIL.

Early morning all-hands, but at least it wasn’t about the company going under or additional layoffs. Things are allegedly getting better, although of course the rest of us still get punished for Sales’ deficiencies.

I finally got around to investigating the giant cave right near the spawn point in Ayse’s world, and found assorted ores and a lot of strange monsters that murderized me. Also an underground garden with glowberries and azaleas and moss blocks.

Read: Prodigal (Glynn Stewart): Sixth and last of the series about a space fighter pilot who got driven into exile by her government’s betrayal, but now returns with all the resources and allies she has accumulated to set things right.

Written: FAIL.

It is also the birthday of my slack friend who loves manuls the most, so clearly she wins at life.

I can’t get up in the morning to write, but I can get up to slog all the way up to Mountain View for the blood draws I’ve been putting off. You’d think that would be much more work, but it’s a simple task with no cognitive requirements and a real scheduling requirement. (Later it turned out the busses were all messed up and I did have to think about what to do, and also walk, but it started out easy.) By the time I got back to San Jose, it was apparently church time, because I was able to get seated for brunch immediately. I almost certainly should not have eaten any of that, but it was really good.

Then I got home and it was all Minecraft all the time. Nonny is sick, so it was remote Minecraft, but I found a secret ravine behind a mountain that had piles of coal, and then a cave with more coal. I also got lost a lot, and missed out on seeing the amethyst geode, but that’s okay. There will be be more Minecraft parties. When everybody else was done, I made worlds based on the RNG seeds of Marith’s world with red sand and a mesa and a huge dripstone cave, and Ayse’s world with giant holes everywhere. I haven’t done much hole exploring, but I have a jungle house and a great hatred of bamboo.

Read: Chosen of Chaos (Benjamin Medrano): It’s like a cross between Dark Matter (dragons and wizards in space) and Tenchi Muyo (some individuals are as powerful as entire fleets of ships). There are almost no male characters, but the MC is so OP (in combat, in finance, in bed…) that she never faces any challenge whatsoever.

Written: 238 words, which is not much for a week. Maybe two weeks.

Yay, no commuting! Lots of customers, but whatever. I did at least as much work as I would have in the office, so bite me, capitalists.

Also I can have cleaners in when I’m not at the office, so my apartment is slightly less squalid.

Watched: My Hero Academia 6.24-25: Uraraka finally got to do something, even if it was only make a speech, and now the team is back together. Apparently the next season will consist of a single scene that takes 25 episodes.

Watched: RWBY 9.1: Well, that’s better than what it looked like was going to happen at the end of season 8. Maybe. Also, brightly colored!

Read: Zero Hour (Craig Alanson): Even more shenanigans, but Skippy’s quest has advanced by one milestone. Also everybody is even more doomed than they were before they tried to fix things.

Read: Trouble on Paradise (Craig Alanson): Side characters from book three get into extra trouble, but the explosions don’t damage human-alien relations. Much.

Written: FAIL.

More commuting, this time with bonus cascading transit failures. I made it in before the first meeting, so I guess that’s okay. Maybe I’ll get up even earlier next week, because the trains will still be messed up. It’s for the cause of electrification, which I definitely approve of, I just wish they could be better organized about it.

Read: Black Ops (Craig Alanson): Book four or so in the “Expeditionary Force” series, which Earl reminded me exists. A human fount of insane ideas and an absolutely terrifying ancient AI try to keep Earth out of the crosshairs of various asshole aliens, with mixed success but 110% shenanigans along the way. Has the problem common to MilSF where even the allegedly very advanced aliens have only incrementally better rifles and helicopters and whatnot, but who doesn’t like shenanigans?

Written: FAIL.

Couldn’t write this morning because as soon as I got up, I had to go to work.

Lunch at the office was Chick-Fil-A, but nobody asked me (possibly nobody was asked, I heard the lunch service just asks how many people and brings whatever they feel like)  and I couldn’t unspend the money, so I ate it. It wasn’t even good, although the fries might been better if they weren’t cold.

Read: Bianca Torre is Afraid of Everything (Justine Pucella Winans): Her list of fears is actually only 60 items long, but on the other hand it  covers most forms of human interaction, which is why she lurks in her room with a telescope and sees a murder. Traumatic hijinx and a side of gender euphoria ensue.

Written: FAIL.

Fortunately the time I had to get up today to attend early meetings was the same time I have to get up tomorrow to commute, so I’ll be awake and alert the rest of the week! Right?

Played: Lancer. NO giant robot fights this time, just discussion of the new age of blinkspace exploitation we have enabled. The End! Not sure what we’re playing next, but it will be without Dave, as he is no longer up for weeknight gaming.

Read: Blackwing (Ed McDonald): Dark fantasy in the shadow of two groups of immortal wizards fighting over the world and the magical devastation they leave behind. Or maybe it’s fantasy noir, since there’s corruption, betrayal, loyalty, mean streets, etc. Several named characters do survive until the end of the book, though!

Written: FAIL.

Played: Dark Matter. The conclusion of Death Race 800! Brina got to drive the wrong way around the track to play chicken and rescue the mysterious NPC who we now think might be a mutant red dragon in disguise, Bolt got to throw a bomb into the VIP seats, everyone got to crush the demons when they inevitably refused to accept a loss, level UP. Now we have one hour to get the dragon on-side before the chaos kraken eats everybody, no pressure.

Blblblbl.

Written: FAIL.

No office today, so I was able to handle my part of the zillion customer cases that came in without unnecessary discomfort and humanity. Spent a while setting up an important tool because the automatic copy from the old laptop didn’t happen, but I think overall it was better to set up the current version fresh.

Watched: My Hero Academia 6.21-23: Well, that villain didn’t last very long. Deku is becoming totally OP by the expected method of abandoning all self-care, but All Might is still not to be fucked with. Two episodes left in the season!

Read: “Salt Water” (Eugenia Triantafyllou): Kind of like “Ponies” but mermaids and fish and not darkest horror.

Read “Fitting In” (Max Gladstone): “Wild Cards” universe, a former reality-TV superhero and other Jokers protect a local institution from goons.

Written: FAIL.

More office. Not very many people mask, even in conference rooms, and I don’t think free burgers makes up for that.

Did some more mining in Minecraft, and finally broke into the giant cave from the side. It is only slightly less monster-guarded that way, though. Did find another abandoned mine, and also a lot of copper ore which should be useful but mostly isn’t. I guess I could compress it into copper blocks or cut copper and build a new house out of it or something.

Reread: Please Don’t Tell My Parents I Work For a Supervillain (Richard Roberts): I liked this better on reread, maybe because when I first read it, I was hoping it would be more like the Penny books. I’m surprised we haven’t seen the new character who was introduced at the end in subsequent books, though.

Read: Fluff vol 2 (RavensDagger): More silly superheroics, this time LitRPG. The main character gets more externalized superpowers and is definitely growing into her supervillain role. It’s also increasingly clear that the Hero and Villain tags are completely spurious.

Written: FAIL.

Back to the office, although at least there aren’t constant customer meetings this week. I got my new laptop with working keyboard, and will try to remember to not eat over it. The automatic transfer app doesn’t work (probably because of the security software, which always screws up everything) so I get to have two laptops until I’m sure I have everything I need transferred over.

Read: A House With Good Bones (T Kingfisher): Not as creepy as The Hollow Places, but even more Kingfishery. I felt pretty bad for the monsters, though.

Read: What Moves The Dead (T Kingfisher): A Kingfishery retelling of The Fall of the House of Usher, which I have never read. I felt even sorrier for the monsters in this one, though. I did not expect to read two Kingfisher books in a row in which merely being horrific and inimical to humanity is treated so unsympathetically!

Written: FAIL.

I had fun socializing on Saturday and Sunday, but there is no escaping the fact that I had zero (0) days without socialization, and now it is Monday again. Bah.

Got my cocoa bean farm going in my copy of the world, not that cocoa beans are that useful. If I ever have something I want to force-grow, though, apparently turning wheat and cocoa beans into cookies and composting the cookies yields way more fertilizer than composting the ingredients, so that’s… something.

Read: When The Guns Roar (Eric Thompson): Missiles in space have defeated the space orcs, despite the best efforts of the human elite, or at least annoyed the space orcs into stopping fighting. The series has mostly been about inter-human conflict anyway, though.

Written: Even though I’ve been saying FAIL for weeks, the bits and pieces have finally added up to 353 words.

Went over well before dinner to play Minecraft with Ayse and Nonny. I explored a swamp and a large mountain and only died a few times, so that was fun. Then Earl appeared (Cat was not feeling up to humans) so we talked about books and ate ham and various delicious sides and there was great happiness. Not sure Ken’s heretical explanation of Easter and Ayse’s Catholic explanation left Jus any the wiser, either alone or combined.

When I got home, we played even more Minecraft, because we can do that from different places, and used a copy of my world. I’ve barely started exploring the caves of the next island over, and Ayse and Nonny built a boat right away to sail hundreds of blocks away and rampage Acacia Island!

Read: Spy x Family vol 9 (Tatsuya Endo): End of the cruise ship arc where Yor murders everyone, but the focus is more on Anya and then there’s some small stories with various characters, including Bond. It’s hard being a doggo when humans are so weird.

Written: FAIL.

grocery shopping, burger lounge chicken tenders, egg dying, dumplings, barbecue pizza

Stayed in bed all morning reading, but finally had to get up and go grocery shopping. Since I never managed to get lunch, I ended up eating at the burger place next to the grocery store, which had chicken tenders that were battered(?) instead of breaded, so that was tasty. Then I went over to dye eggs with Jus and Nonny and fam, and ended up staying for Chinese dumplings. (Also I traded Ayse a dumpling that she was already going to have in her fridge as leftovers for a slice of barbecue pizza.) It was a pretty good afternoon.

Read: Please Don’t Tell My Parents I’m A Giant Monster (Richard Roberts): Eighth in the series, third of the spinoffs about secondary characters from the first arc. This time it’s the catgirl made of glass, who has to mostly use her healing powers to fix the microfractures she gets from walking around, sitting on insufficiently-padded chairs, etc. It is thus a book about disability and chronic pain as well as having a supervillain for a brother and finding mysterious ancient artifacts and so forth. I like it at least as much …Queen of the Dead.

Written: FAIL.

Did not go to the office, only had a few meetings. Yay.

Found cocoa beans in Minecraft, so I guess that island is a jungle biome. Also found a hidden bay, and dug a tunnel into a lagoon(?) adjacent to a valley that extends well below sea level and is also full of monsters. Sadly the caves contain no chests and don’t go very deep, but there’s another cave over the hill that’s bigger and possibly more interesting.

Read: Please Don’t Tell My Parents I’m Queen Of The Dead (Richard Roberts): Reread, because everybody likes teenage necromancers and romance and ghosts and reality TV and smooches.

Written: FAIL.

Went to the office again, did a work, ate a Korean drumstick, came home, died in a pit again.

Read: Lilith’s Shadow Omnibus vol 2 (Benjamin Medrano): Three more books of superheroic adventures and drama, including more possible girlfriends for the main character and also one or more attempts at planetary subjugation/destruction. Still emotionally a little flat, but full of genre.

Written: FAIL.