The new system is in place at work. Eventually it will even be complete!

Watched: Amerivision semifinals, part 1. Since we are watching at the time of transmission (I don’t think it’s “broadcast” any more), we get to vote, although only Ayse has an NBC account, so we only got one vote for the whole party. Our rule was “no haters” so we didn’t give anyone anything below a 5, but only “New Boots Goofin'” and “Wonderland” got the coveted 10.

Eaten: Cronchy chickens. Also fancy shortbreads.

Played: Not so much twirling, fortunately.

Words: FAIL.

Apparently this is the weekend day to do nothing.

Watched: Star vs The Forces of Evil 1-3: Very ridiculous. Pretty much TFOS: “Here’s your interdimensional exchange student who has vast magic powers and doesn’t know how to use them, have a relaxing high-school experience”. Bonus points for no obvious romance between the leads, and for the human lead not being helpless.

Read: “Men, Women, and Chainsaws” (Stephen Graham Jones): He totally had it coming.

Words: 243 kitten words.

The cleaners were here at 7:00, so since I was already up, I bit the bullet and walked to grocery shopping, came home, took a shower, and got lunch, all before 13:00. Unfortunately there was then chaos so I didn’t know what to do next for a while until visiting got planned, but it was still a productive morning.

Watched: Amerivision ep 5, final round of the qualifiers. Finally we got California’s song, which used the power of sexy young women but was somehow defeated by Michigan’s teenaged singer-songwriter. I think we’ll come back in the popular vote, though. Semifinals start on Monday!

Eaten: Santa Maria tritip, pinquito beans, rice, salad, corn with peppers.

Played: Spinning. So much spinning. Possibly ill-advised after the eating, but all’s well that ends well, right?

Read: Spy x Family vol 7 (Tatsuya Endo): I’m not entirely comfortable with a secret policeman being a sympathetic and even comic character, but then the leads are a James Bond-style “spy” and a professional murderer, so it’s not like the violence isn’t inherent in the system.

Words: 517 kitten words.

Now I’ve reread all of the Rivers of London books except the two I just read, and I don’t know what to read next. Also I have renewed perspective on how I shouldn’t bother to write.

Read: Lumberjanes vol 2 (Noelle Stevenson, Grace Ellis, Shannon Watters, Brooke Allen, Maarta Laiho): Oh, that’s what’s going on with all most of the supernatural stuff. It is magical jerks!

Words: FAIL.

Finally, a day with a normal start time!

Played: Eclipse Phase 2. After missing a couple of weeks, we are back to Jovian doom. Somehow, understanding the eye-spiders doesn’t make them less horrible.

Read: The Furthest Station (Ben Aaronovitch): Ghosts and more ghosts, and also gods! I feel like everything was not wrapped up neatly, though.

Read: The October Man (Ben Aaronovitch): Germany’s answer to Peter Grant, who isn’t nearly as geeky or as popular with river spirits, but gets the job done.

Words: FAIL.

Even earlier meeting. Customers. No brain.

Watched: Amerivision week 4 (which is actually last week, because last week we didn’t watch). Double Washington action! Laser-dispersing bodysuits! Twins! The 70s!

Eaten: Greek food.

Read: False Value (Ben Aaronovitch): Peter vs techbros with what even Douglas Adams would have said was an unhealthy fascination with Hitchiker’s Guide.

Read: Tales From The Folly (Ben Aaronovitch): A collection of short stories and vignettes, which are cute but don’t necessarily add much.

Words: FAIL.

Had to log in to work early because the UK is still on vacation.

Read: Broken Homes and Foxglove Summer (Ben Aaronovitch): Now we know Lesley’s deal, and Molly’s deal, and more about Beverly’s deal, so that’s good. Also, doom all over.

Words: FAIL. I’ve gotten up early three out of the last four mornings, and also been social both of the last two days, so I’m behind on my brain, but is that really an excuse?

No gaming, Jeremy is down with the Gastrointestinals, so I was able to do grocery shopping. Ill wind, etc. Marith and I still went over to Ken and Ayse’s for delicious Easter dinner.

Eaten: Delicious Easter dinner, including ham and glazed shallots and many deviled eggs.

Played: Nonny Dance Contest, which gets Nonny some exercise and lets the grownups sit around like lumps while they cheer and clap and play music on phones and do Howard Cosell impressions.

Read: Whispers Under Ground (Ben Aaronovitch): This one doesn’t seem to have been edited as much, or maybe I just don’t remember it as well.

Words: FAIL.

I was on call all day, which annoyingly prevented me from going grocery shopping, but the customers remained quiescent.

We did go over to dye eggs with Ayse and Ken and fam, and also eat delicious Thai food and exercise Nonny. No gaming or anime, though.

Words: I think I figured out how to upload and link the thing I’m not currently revising. Also, 303 kitten words.

Had to get up even earlier than the past few days to cover for for the UK team, who have a holiday today, and as a consequence got pretty much nothing done today.

Watched: Marith and I went to see Everything Everywhere All At Once, which was actually quite good, although either surreal or dadaist, or maybe both. Michelle Yeoh was great, of course, but everyone else was also good.

Read: Midnight Riot and Moon Over Soho (Ben Aaronovitch): I realized that I didn’t remember everything that happened before the ninth book, which obviously means it’s time for a complete series reread. I still really like them, although I’m pretty sure the second one has been silently edited since the last time I read it. Not sure what I think of that.

Words: I officially gave up on revising further, so I guess I should figure out how to put a file up for download. And what format, although PDF is easy and probably good enough.

Yesterday’s normal early meeting was moved to today, and then I went right into the meeting that was moved from tomorrow (because tomorrow is a holiday in the UK and my boss’s boss plans to actually take off work). Then I was useless and dumb for the rest of the day.

Played: Ken is still in Portland, so Vivian ran her 189X horror game that she had prepared. Creepy backwoods villages in the Black Forest, close-mouthed locals, mysterious health problems, and DOOOOM. Also a homebrew system which a few years ago would have seemed generic and now seems like too many numbers.

Read: Amongst Our Weapons (Ben Aaronovitch): Further adventures of Peter Grant, Magic Cop, in both law enforcement and impending fatherhood. This feels like it could be the last book with Peter as a main character.

Words: FAIL.

The early-morning training I prepped for was basically the same as the recorded training I used to prep, so that was kind of a bummer.

Read: Black Light Express (Phillip Reeve): Sequel to Railhead, in which things are wrapped up. Unfortunately, the AI gods are too relatable.

Words: FAIL. I don’t even know, man. It’s not like any of my writing serves any purpose other than to silently occupy bits on my hard drive.

Customers just kept emailing me today, and then because I didn’t get to it during the day, I ended up spending extra time in the evening on training videos to prep for tomorrow’s early morning meaning. At least I got through a lot of my Happy Color backlog?

Read: The Most Heretical Last Boss Queen vol 1 (Bunko Matsuura, Tenichi, Suzunosuke): It’s the exact same setup as My Next Life As A Villainess, but a much darker game with mind control magic and murders and general horribleness, and the villainess in the game was a straight-up Caligulan monster. The main character seems to think she’s destined to become that monster and get killed by the designated heroine no matter what, even though she’s behaving completely differently, so there’s probably an academic paper about differing notions of free will to be written here.

Words: FAIL.

Today’s gaming thought is only that every time I see an article about preparing dungeons or other adventures, I think that looks really satisfying, and then I just… never do it. I wing it and come up with something meh.

Read: Railhead (Phillip Reeve): Wormhole trains, AI gods, mysterious villains who return from the dead, an obsessed investigator, a young thief in way over his head, a spot of mass murder, and the destruction of the entire system.

Words: I tried to revise but didn’t get much of anywhere. Maybe I should consider this done and set it on fire or whatever.

I was up before noon, that’s good, right? Well, not as bad as it could be.

My stupid mental and physical health and I went on two stupid walks today, which again is not as bad as it could be, I guess.

Watched: The Owl House 11-12: The writing business, and learning a second spell. Go Luz!

Read: I’m In Love With The Villainess vol 2 (Aonoshimo, Inori, Hanagata): Rae may or may not be getting closer to the villainess’s heart, but she’s certainly causing a lot of commotion!

Read: “#Spring Love, #Pichal Pairi” (Usman T Malik): A young reporter in India falls in love with a mythological creature who is more supernatural than he expected. Also, pandemicm although not exactly the one we have.

Words: 424.

There were customers during my on-call, but not very demanding ones. We still ended up not going over to Monkeycats’ because they are busy packing in order to leave for Portland tomorrow. Therefore, I was completely useless.

Read: The Caretaker of Tenants From Another World vol 1 (Jammin’ Rabbit aka Tony Huo): A young Japanese shut-in becomes caretaker of a boarding house for visitors from the world of magic. They are all babes, and it is full of fan service, but on the other hand: nurturing male character, found family, recognition that living through an apocalyptic demon war is Not Okay, mental health is a thing that needs to be addressed by trained professionals.

Read: Epochrypha (Skerples): d100 imaginary geological ages, a delightfully bizarre combination of paleontology, geology, and D&D.

Watched: The Owl House 9-10: Yay magic school! And now we know what Bat Queen’s deal is.

Words: 326.

Apparently the 8am meeting was being cancelled even as I was sleeping through it, so uh good job me?

The only gaming idea I have today is remembering my gnoll/minotaur demonology empire from so many years ago when I ran D&D4. If I had successfully gotten people used to standard D&D gnolls first before springing the Henyador on them, it would have been great, but I think a further-developed form of it would make a good weird setting.

Watched: The Owl House 5-6: Eda’a backstory! Well, some of it, she obviously has a lot.

Read: Dragonbreath: The Frozen Menace (Ursula Vernon): This time it’s Danny who needs saving, and it’s related to breathing fire, so it’s appropriate that this is the last book in the series.

Read: “Sword & Spore” (Dominica Phetteplace): Bonus points for use of fungus, but gods still suck.

Read: “Stag” (Karen Russell): Humans aren’t that great either, actually. (I thought this was going to be specfic, but it was mostly literary

Read: Micchi vs The New World vol 1-2 (Jammin’ Rabbit aka Tony Huo): Isekai, but instead of a nebbish it’s one of the toughest yankee girls in Japan. Otherwise it’s kind of standard: she’s totally OP, rescues a buxom dark elf who’s devoted to her, gets involved in the adventurers’ guild, etc. However, it has about 80% less heterosexuality, and a cliffhanger at the end of each volume.

Played: Nothing, we didn’t have a GM.

Words: 451 kitten words.

Watched: Amerivision, part 3! I liked Louisiana’s entry the best, but perhaps I was the only one who did. Nonny has very definite opinions on what’s rock vs mere pop-rock.

Eaten: Korean delivery.

Played: Basketvolley? Maybe just monkey in the middle.

Read: Dragonbreath: Revenge of the Horned Bunnies (Ursula Vernon): Summer camp with jackalopes.

Read: Dragonbreath: When Fairies Go Bad (Ursula Vernon): Christiana is surprisingly okay with traveling through Faerie. “It was an hallucination” is an all-purpose excuse, I guess.

Read: Dragonbreath: Nightmare of the Iguana (Ursula Vernon): The inside of Wendell’s head is actually pretty much what you’d expect.

Read: Dragonbreath: The Case of the Toxic Mutants (Ursula Vernon): Diplomacy!

Read: Dragonbreath: Knight-napped! (Ursula Vernon): Just because knights and dragons are both endangered species doesn’t mean they get along.

Words: FAIL.

Did some works, got told not to stress about going into the office but also that an office day every couple of weeks would probably be viewed favorably.

Okay, let’s see if I can write something despite this stupid WYSIWYG editor (all WYSIWYG editors are dumb, for some reason).


Dave asked me if I had any ideas for a campaign to run after the current Lancer game finishes, and I didn’t have anything, so I thought about it. I did come up with an idea, but looking at too many indie games on itch.io made me think it could be a game on its own. Not a system, but a game for telling a specific story, with lots of random tables for start conditions.

It’s like this: Your people have been living on their isolated planet for untold generations, doing just fine with what you can produce locally and maybe a few eternal ultra-tech artifacts left by the original colonists. You would be fine continuing your isolation forever, except that now your planet needs something you can’t get locally. You will have to take the one spaceship you have access to and venture out into the wider galaxy to get it before everybody dies/apostasizes/is conquered.

As a campaign starter, I’d make the players come up with the starting conditions, but a standalone game would need tables to roll(/choose/invent something comparable)

  • Why your planet is cut off from everyone else
  • What the problem is (artifact failure, alien invasion, sins of the past come back to life, natural disaster, subtable for each)
  • Why it’s you in particular being sent
  • What your ship is like (including how you got it)
  • What resources you bring with you

I tend toward a universe full of aeons of undocumented weirdness, with small polities that might be doing just fine, but aren’t currently attaining the galaxy-spanning or posthuman heights of previous ages and just use what’s left behind. Kind of Vancian, with Strange Local Customs all over. This would have to be expressed through the GM-facing tables.

  • How does this system treat outsiders (likes them, doesn’t like them, hates them, variable depending on something spurious)?
  • What strange customs are enforced here?
  • What problem does this system have? (Not PC-oriented; whether it’s an obstacle, an opportunity, or an irrelevance is up to their resourcefulness)
  • Does this system have what the PCs need?

There would have to be a Doom Clock, of course, so the PCs can’t just fart around indefinitely, but what happens in that time is Play To Find Out What Happens. A complicated chain where each system wants something from the next system until finally they can unravel the recursion to swap for what they need? Exploration and scouting until they can make a lightning raid and scarper? Legitimate commerce until they can buy what they need honestly? Screw those guys at home, we’re staying out here with the green alien hunks?

I guess there should be some kind of resolution system, PbtA or FitD. I tend toward the latter because it can be more flexible (although maybe there’s a set of playbooks that would work with any homeworld?), asymptotic with more dice, and has the handy notion of levels of effect. I feel like having the right preparation should matter a lot. I’m not sure how much character advancement there should be. Maybe have it tied to the Doom Clock, so the PCs get more capable as the time pressure increases? That’s a nice negative feedback effect to avoid failure, if tuned properly.

So many tables!


Read: FAIL.

Words: Just what you see above.

Since Lancer was cancelled due to some kind of unspeakable plague situation, I stayed in bed forever reading like a huge useless lump of dumbness. Then I had regrets.

I did take my stupid mental and physical health for a stupid walk while it was still light out, but I came back with (possibly uncursed) frogurt and ordered a pizza, so that’s probably not a win.

Read: The Witch and the Beast vol 7 (Kousuke Satake): Still in Vampiretown, still embroiled in vampire murder-politics, vampires are still unprepared for what Gideau and Ashaf are going to do to them.

Read: Charming As A Verb (Ben Phillipe): A Black immigrant boy in NYC hustles and schmoozes his way through life so he can graduate with top marks from his fancy private school and get into his first-choice university, but then he’s a massive dumbass. He is charming (when he’s not being a dumbass), but his girlfriend is way cooler than him.

Watched: The Owl House 3-4: Oh, I guess there is a magic school after all. And now I know where that bit from the fan comic comes from.

Words: 551 kitten words.

Jus and Ayse have to go ziplining tomorrow, so Jus and Ken had to play D&D today, so there was no Zoomwarts or anime. Unrelatedly, my gaming for tomorrow is also cancelled.

For no detectable reason, my ankle decided to start hurting like I had twisted it, in response to checks notes sitting down for 15 minutes. Also my esophagus jammed for several minutes. I guess I got “Roll twice and suffer both results” on the Wandering Decrepitude Table.

Eaten: Chicken stuff. Also kohlrabi-carrot stuff and dinosaur kale.

Played: Pool Noodle Battle Royale. Treachery is mandatory.

Watched: RWBY 1.5. I had forgotten that Blake and Yang were the first to meet each other’s eyes. Also Ruby and Weiss, of course.

Words: 529 kitten words. No revisings.

No terrible pranks on my Internet, which is good, because I wouldn’t have been smart enough to avoid falling for them.

Read: Dragonbreath: Curse of the Were-wiener (Ursula Vernon): Further adventures of fearful dragon and sensible iguana. Apparently the potato salad from the first book was completely canon.

Read: Dragonbreath: Lair of the Bat Monster (Ursula Vernon): Apparently the local bus system also serves the depths of the Mexican rainforest, much to the iguana’s dismay.

Read: Dragonbreath: No Such Thing As Ghosts (Ursula Vernon): Of course, the skeptical lizard also doesn’t believe in dragons or lycanthropy, so possibly she’s in the wrong setting. Can’t dispute that bullies have been empirically demonstrated to exist, though.

Words: 335 kitten words, which I guess is technically more than zero.

Had to get up early so I could commute and wear a mask all day and watch people booze it up and not be able to properly collaborate with my teammates. If I were still a useless post-college git, maybe I’d be impressed by free food, but apparently I’m a grownup now.

Played: Eclipse Phase 2. I did not contribute much, but at least a Navy Puke got fragged.

Read: Rare Swords Are Only Good Until You Lose Them (August): Third in the series, MC is still OP, although he’s burning through his reserves. Also, we finally find out what Elsa’s deal is.

Read: Stars and Steam (Anthea Sharp): Five short stories, not much more than vignettes, in a universe where aliens give humans advanced technology on the condition they can make their society stable, by which they mean Queen Victoria always rules (and apparently mores never change).

Read: The Field Guide To The North American Teenager (Ben Phillipe): A black French Canadian teenager moves to Austin, where he hates everything at first, which understandably makes him kind of a jerk. Sadly, he both stays kind of a jerk even after making friends, and leaves written evidence, so then he gets a comeuppance.

Read: Catch These Hands vol 1 (murata): Years after they were high-school delinquent rivals, two women meet again, and it turns out the one that had a crush on the other still does, so they start dating. It seems very Japanese in that dating is purely a social status, almost no visible affection. Also hardly anything happens.

Words: FAIL.

Eaten: Delivery sushi, which is not as great as fresh sushi, but still very luxurious.

Watched: Amerivision, part 2! I think agree with Dave that the songs this week were slicker than last week, but the Oregon guys had proper Eurovision spirit.

Read: “Girl Oil” (Grace P Fong): Social expectations about Chinese diaspora women + magic beautifying potion with side effects = tragedy.

Read: “The Last Truth” (AnaMaria Curtis): A thief has to sacrifice her memories to open locks. Funny how her contract is almost up at the same time there’s almost nothing left…

Words: FAIL. No time to write, must get up early tomorrow.

Read: The Best Thing You Can Steal (Simon R Green): Doesn’t seem to explicitly be a “Nightside” novel, but it’s very much in the same Green genre with people on the lam from both Heaven and Hell and whatnot. A thief puts together a heist against a terrible collector of powerful artifacts, without telling his team the entirety of the plan (as is traditional for masterminds).

Read: Lumberjanes vol 1 (Noelle Stevenson, Grace Ellis, Shannon Watters, Brooke Allen): Summer camp with yeti, lake monsters, underground complexes full of traps and logic puzzles, and general eccentricity. Makes little sense, but is very charming!

Read: Dragonbreath (Ursula Vernon): Adventures of an elementary-school dragon who has much more imagination than sense, and his long-suffering iguana sidekick.

Read: Dragonbreath: Attack Of The Ninja Frogs (Ursula Vernon): Further adventures, with ninjas and samurai. Apparently dragons get the special bus pass.

Read: “Synthetic Perennial” (Vivianni Glass): Oddly, people have strong feelings about being brought back to life, and also about other people being brought back to life.

Read: “Hush” (Mary Anne Mohanraj): A human acts in a non-racist fashion, even though she doesn’t have to, even though she could easily hate aliens, even though it puts her at risk.

Words: 408 kitten words, a little revision.

Another morning? Already? WTF, time!

Despite that, I was vaguely successful at work. I think this test plan for the new system could have been done better, though.

Read: Lovesick Ellie vol 1 (Fujimomo): High school romance between a socially invisible girl who tweets “lurid” fantasies about her really hot, popular classmate, and the boy who is secretly misanthropic. They do at least get to the point of going on a date by the end of the first volume instead of dragging on not acknowledging their feelings for a thousand pages, but I don’t care that much.

Words: 711 kitten words and a tiny bit of revision.

I was awake before noon, although I sat on the edge of my bed being useless for a while longer. Eventually I did manage to go to Target and buy new towels and pillow cases because I suddenly decided my existing ones were too old and grotty. I even did some grocery shopping. Mostly I was super-useless, though.

Read: “Fireheart Tiger” (Aliette de Bodard): Lesbian princess love triangle in the face of colonial politics. I feel like there wasn’t enough attention to the protagonist figuring out her feelings, although maybe she was supposed to be kind of feckless?

Words: 351 kitten words.