Category: Life of a Space Parasite

Did anything happen to me today? Not really.

Read: Haunted Magic (JC Daniels): A side mission, or at least one that doesn’t involve an existential threat to all supernatural-kind. And I think that’s all there is so far.

Read: Call of the Night vol 3 (Kotoyama): Ko meets more vampire babes, who are not significantly more sensible than Nazuna, and also talk trash about things they’ve never done. Plus, the rare(?) male vampire.

Read: Twelve Days of Faery (WR Gingell): Enchantress x king, with no impediments to the romance except the plot, a bunch of really annoying faeries, and a minor misunderstanding. It was cute.

Read: Light Chaser (Peter F Hamilton, Gareth L Powell): STL space opera in which the main character realizes after tens of thousand of years that maybe something isn’t quite right.

Words: Check.

Zoom medicine, which I guess went okay. I might be taking more of one medicine and less of another. I have to go back in October to get my thyroid punctured again.

Read: Bladed Magic, Misery’s Way, and Haunted Blade (JC Daniels): Possibly even bigger problems, still solved with a lot of angst and violence, also spinoffs/expansions of things that happened between books.

Words: check.

Monday. Again.

Read: The Ancient Magus’ Bride: Wizard’s Blue vol 2-3 (Makoto Sanda, Isuo Tsukumo): Reread of vol 2 (the Giselle-in-fancy-Chinese-clothes episode) and now vol 3 is out so the plot has advanced and Ao has made another friend.
Read: Edged Blade and Shadowed Blade (JC Daniels): The main character’s past catches up with her. Violence ensues, because everyone always thinks she isn’t made of 110% pure murder. Also, her boyfriend is an asshole.

Words: check.

Played: Lancer. This time we actually played! Skill rolls were made, dissent among the less-enlightened polity was exploited, and mechs slugged it out in the gravityless, low-pressure tunnels of a military base that should have been abandoned. Interrogating the prisoners from that got us information that fulfills our basic mission goal, but there’s a lot more slugging that needs to be done. Like every version of D&D, Lancer invents new terminology for the same concepts and randomly changes things around, but it’s still turn-based tactical combat on a grid. I didn’t find it as annoying as Gloomhaven, at least?

Words: Check.

The cleaner was efficient this time, so I managed to go grocery shopping and only then implode into a useless lump. There is still plague of all flavors all over everywhere and especially at Ayse and Ken’s, so no visiting. I was on call for the afternoon, but nothing happened.

Played: Zoomwarts. We were not very focused; I blame Jus’s new phone or maybe my old brain. We got some drama, but Dumbledore retconned it. Surely this will not come back to haunt anyone at all.

Watched: Fena, Pirate Princess 1-2: You’d think a show called “Pirate Princess” would be more kid-friendly, but the first episode has a brothel and rape threats and numerous murders. After that, it seems to mellow out.

Read: Broken Blade (JC Daniels): After being kidnapped and tortured in the previous book, the main character puts herself back together, partially with the help of friends but mostly because there’s a really big problem that needs her special murderizing.

Words: Check.

Coworker k is out sick, but fortunately the customers have calmed down after the past couple of day, so nobody died. Much.

Played: Eclipse Phase 2. Wrapup and XP and Sanity Rez and Lucidity, and now a new problem, this one coming from a distant branch of the glorious constellation that is Chi. But how much trouble can the study of philosophy and linguistics cause?

Read: I’ll Be The One (Lyla Lee): A Korean-American teenagers enters a K-pop reality show competition because fatphobes can DIAF. Sadly, this will take a lot of kindling even though she is very good at singing and dancing and has somewhat supportive friends. There is a ridiculously cute boy and delicious tacos, and also a horrible mother.

Words: FAIL.

I was somewhat productive at work despite Monday. Morale was improved by a ruling from above that Support doesn’t need to be in the office, as long as we remain productive. Since no mention was made of the past YEAR AND A HALF when we worked from home every day, I don’t think this is likely to be an issue, although I guess people being out (boss A on maternity leave, boss2 B on vacation for weeks (does he think he lives in a civilized country like (checks notes) the UK or something?!)) could be a problem. I’m sure it will be fine.

Read: Happy Kanako’s Killer Life vol 1 (Toshiya Wakabayashi): An office worker quits her soul-destroying job and ends up hired by a company of hitmen. She turns out to be a natural, possibly because all her targets are people she would have killed for free. No gore, some return of self-esteem, inexplicable lame animal puns. Meh.

Read: Night Blade (JC Daniels): Fairly generic urban fantasy, badass half-human heroine, asshole weres and vampires and cops and such, CW for everything bad happening to the heroine.

Words: Check.

I didn’t have anything to do today except a couple of grocery shopping expeditions, and that’s about all I accomplished. I texted with Marith and Jus about Zoomwarts and my ideas to rein in the characters’ rampant sleep deprivation and homework neglect. I’m not sure I want to subject my players to homebrew rules changes, though. Oh, the other thing I did was look for pictures for a Lancer character, but meh.

Words: check.

On call all day, but the customers did not attack. Since I could not go grocery shopping, I was completely useless all day.

Stayed up too late reading: Shards of Earth (Adrian Tchaikovsky): The elements are not new: immense alien forces that destroy planets, FTL travel that has bad effects on human minds, humans modified to deal with hyperspace, untranslatable aliens, ruins of lost civilizations, etc. But they are well done, and hang together, and the humans are stupid in exactly the ways humans are stupid, and the aliens aren’t random, they obviously have something that works for them, and the various plot elements are connected, and probably will turn out to be even more unified in later books. I stayed up until 3:00 reading it, anyway.

Played: Zoomwarts, still with zoom. Bella and Rosamund both have dates to the holiday party, although Bella might get murdered by Slytherins first.

Words: check.

Friday the 13th? Maybe that’s why my brain is completely nonfunctional today. But Marith came over bearing tomato chicken and broccoli, that’s definitely auspicious.

HR says no change to coming in to the office and putting on a mask three days a week. Fuck the yacht-owning classes.

Watched: Avatar the Last Airbender 3.18-21: The end! Sozin’s Comet, Ozai, Azula, everything! Between Azula and Toph, why hasn’t Jus seen this?

Watched:The Case Study of Vanitas 3: This show is not short of things happening, both murders and smooches, only short of explanations! And apparently next episode is where it starts getting weird.

Read: The Maleficent Seven (Cameron Johnston): Seven extremely high-level fantasy villains (demonologist, necromancer, pirate queen, vampire lord, etc) are drawn back together decades after parting on bad terms to defend a small village against vile monotheists. Plots, plans, schemes, sacrifice, and murder on a massive scale ensue.

Words: FAIL. See above re: brain or lack thereof. But I’m on call all of tomorrow so maybe I’ll sit home and write edit?

More customer calls, also my apartment is too sweaty. But at least I don’t have to commute to get here!

Played: Eclipse Phase 2. We successfully retrieved the Maltese Ansible from Goopy the Nope, at the loss of only fork of Njall, and it was a pretty metal way to die. Next session, denouement, and then we have to figure out what to do next.

Read: Between Cases and Between Decisions (WR Gingell): I’m sure everyone except me saw all of that coming, but at least now Pet knows where she stands with regards to a bunch of people, including Past Pet. The next book isn’t out for weeks, though!

Read: My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom vol 4 (Satoru Yamaguchi, Nami Hidaka): The end of the game, but apparently not the end of the manga!

Words: FAIL.

Another endless customer meeting in which we did not find out what the problem is because logging would take too much space. But I can WFH tomorrow so that I’m available to cover the time that I would normally be commuting and out of contact, which will make the additional meeting more survivable. I think.

Read: The Demon Girl Next Door vol 2 (Izumo Ito): We finally learn why Shamiko’s dad isn’t around! Mostly it’s the same 4-koma gags, though.

Read: My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom vol 2-3 (Satoru Yamaguchi, Nami Hidaka): Follows the same storyline as the anime, but without some filler episodes.

Read: Between Walls (WR Gingell): Pet having a normal human friend is going about as well as one might expect, but at least Jin-Yeong is getting more disturbing.

Words: Check, amazingly. At this rate, I may even be done editing this piece before the sun turns into a black dwarf!

I was on call all day, so I couldn’t do things like ride the bus to go shopping or visit Ayse and Ken (I mean, technically I could, I have a phone, but it would be superannoying to get called while on the bus). I guess it builds character? That would explain why I managed to make a Lancer character. I couldn’t find a good picture on Pinterest, though. My ability to find things on the Internets is not very great.

Played: Zoomwarts, with actual Zoom. There was lots of drama, but Bella still doesn’t have a date for the party, because she missed her chance! Well, maybe she can convince a boy who already has a date to dump her in favor of Bella.

Words: Check.

The office isn’t exactly deserted, but the mask mandate has definitely made people less interested in coming in.

Marith made pasta sauce, which I ate over a different carb but enjoyed anyway.

Read: The Unbound (Victoria Schwab): Direct sequel to The Archived, our heroine’s mental health and life in general are falling apart just as she gets the stress of going back to school and finding out the past book isn’t done yet.

Read: Blue Sun Armada (Scott Moon): Mecha combat and feudal intrigue on a planet with a secret that’s not very obscure to the reader.

Words: Check.

Meeting with the new boss3 where I got to give my opinions, meaningless as they are in the face of capitalism. (I mean, she seems perfectly nice, but her job title is three letters beginning with C, so as good labor, I must be skeptical.)

Played: Eclipse Phase 2. Even more body horror plus nanoplagues and unrecoverable victims. The inorganic members of the party have gone back in to try to accomplish the remaining mission objectives, but everything is doomed.

Read: The Witch and the Beast vol 5-6 (Kousuke Satake): A flashback to when Ashaf and Gideau first met (yes, Gideau was worse, impossible as that may be to believe), and then back in the main plotline, they take the elevator to Vampiretown. Sexualized as these vampires may be, Gideau is not impressed.

Read: The Archived (Victoria Schwab): A girl who has spent most of her life training to live a secret life as a ghost hunter in an afterlife of extremely unclear origin, purpose, and functioning discovers that this may not be the best way to live her actual life or solve the mystery or get any of the cute boys to like her.

Words: FAIL.

My brain spent all the time between when I got up to use the facilities and when the alarm went off going, “Shouldn’t the alarm have gone off by now? What if you missed it? You’ll be in so much trouble!”. Of course it went off exactly on time and I did not miss it, but by that time it was too late to get the sleep back.

Read: War From A Distant Sun (Anthony James): Missiles in space with gratuitous technobabble and extremely uninteresting aliens.

Read: War of the Maps (Paul McAuley): A lawman determined to get his criminal no matter what gods and ghosts interfere, among reconstructed humans on a megastructure in the far far future. Humans are still pretty terrible.

Words: Check, kinda.

I think having Monday as a WFH day was the right choice.

Read: Spindle (WR Gingell): Sleeping Beauty as high-magic fantasy instead of fairy tale. Strong Howl’s Moving Castle and Chrestomanci vibes, which is appropriate since the book is dedicated to Diana Wynne Jones. A lot is not explained, but I liked seeing Poly get through it anyway.

Read: Girl of Flesh and Metal (Alicia Ellis): An anti-tech corporate princess gets cyberware and everything is terrible. Good verisimilitude: maybe when it’s released the tech will have a slick interface, but until then it’s underpaid geeks opening up a command line to manually edit conf files.

Read: Boneland (Jeffrey Thomas): Alternate early-C20 history in which astral-projecting aliens give humans advanced bug-based technology to bribe them into being even more violently depraved than they would naturally. Grotesque and horrible.

Words: Check.

Jeremy and Rachel have a new small curly dog, who was initially very mistrustful but I won him over by a combination of not eating him and also giving him scritches. Doge victory!

Played: Grand finale of Edie’s D&D game before she and Hazel go off to college and find newer, better gamers instead of ones that tell the same jokes. We defeated the big enemy, did not set the entire world on fire (sorry Tobinel!), and ended on what I’m told is an Agents of SHIELD reference. Maybe we’ll pick back up next summer, but apparently now Dave is going to run Lancer.

Read: Crush (Svetlana Chmakova): Sequel to Awkward and Brave, following the tribulations of yet another 8th-grader seen in previous volumes. This is the one about crushes and romance and dating, but also mostly about friends and jerks and bullying and internet security and not knowing what to do about life.

Words: Check.

I was too sleepy to get up early enough to walk to shopping, but I did shop. Also oncall 13:30-19:30, but the customers were quiescent.

Played: Zoomwarts! Bella has a date! Also there was some stuff with mermaids and pirates and visibility cloaks and deadly magic fungus and humiliating Partha, but that’s not really important, is it?

Eaten: Italian pork stew, salad, green beans, all seasoned with friendship.

Watched: Yona of the Dawn 23-24: The End! Of the season, they have barely gathered the four dragons and there is apparently much much more manga. But as far as I know, there isn’t a second season of the anime yet. Maybe we all need to read the manga so Jus can squee with us. Definitely we need to figure out what to watch next.

Watched (but not by me): Kaleido Star 7. I had to play monkey in the middle with Ken and a shrieking Nonny.

Words: FAIL. I used up all my word brain on this and Zoomwarts notes.

Marith brought over pork chops and vegetables and garlic bread and it was all much better than anything I’ve been eating for the past however long.

Watched: Avatar: The Last Airbender 3.16-17: Katara’s field trip with Zuko, and the Ember Island Players

Watched: The Case Study of Vanitas 2: The vampire establishment doesn’t believe in the book, so now the odd couple are on a quest to save the maiden they already saved.

Read: Curses (Lish McBride): Starts as gender-swapped magitech-Victorian Beauty and the Beast, but then con artists and support groups and intrigue and terrible parents and daring raids. I quite liked it even though the main romance is het.

Read: Awkward and Brave (Svetlana Chmakova): Middle-school slice of life about friendship and courage and bullying and teamwork and competition and awkwardness and unnecessary STEM-humanities conflict and sunspots. I really liked it even though (or perhaps because) the digression I got started on during the writing challenge this spring and still haven’t finished editing is also about 8th-graders but is um not as realistic.

Words: check.

I made it home in plenty of time to game because the bus was just late enough that I could catch it instead of sadly watching it pull away, but I would have been in time even without.

Played: Eclipse Phase 2. Well, at least we found out what happened to the crew? That’s something, right?

Read: Project Hail Mary (Andy Weir): It was very much what it was, which I guess it not a surprise to anyone who’s heard of The Martian, but I liked where it went with the fundamental idea.

Read: Devil’s Candy vol 1 (Rem, Bikkuri): Many magic high-school manga leave me meh, but I liked this one. Possibly because although the characters are mostly doofuses, they’re sincere doofuses, or because the world-building notes are pro-knowledge/anti-superstition, or because eldritch horrors are definitely the best judges for a fashion show. Apparently it’s a webcomic, so I can read more without waiting for paper to happen.

Words: FAIL.

Not only do I have to office today, I have to stay late because I swapped with Coworker k. Ugh.

Read: A Fistful of Frost (Rebecca Chastain): There are many plot threads not resolved (not all of them related to the main character’s libido), but by the end of this book all the named characters have admitted the MC is good at her job, so possibly further books would be superfluous?

Read: Fall of the Terran Empire (Brian Jeffreys): Very “missiles in space”, not well written, has a cunning plan that is not enough plan for a whole book, villains lack dimensionality.

Words: hahaha no.